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9 Funny Firefighter Retirement Gifts

When a firefighter we know retires, this question naturally pops up: what gift do you get for a retired fireman? Do you go with something funny or you just keep it simple? We have made a list of the funny firefighter retirement gifts that we hope you would like and also make it easier for you to choose for your beloved firefighters.

9 comical firefighter retirement gifts

1. Official Retirement Papers

Official Retirement Papers

1.  We all use toilet papers but only firefighters use Official Retirement Papers. This is a great and simple idea for a retiring firefighter. It is a three ply toilet tissue that will crack them up. It is printed with a skin safe print method so it wouldn’t smudge. Well yeah we lived so far to see that you can actually give someone a roll of three ply toilet paper, just for the sake of giving them a funny gift. 

2. Save Yourself T Shirt

Save Yourself T Shirt

2. You can never go wrong with a Save Yourself T Shirt. You can choose through some varieties of solid colors. It is practical and machine washable. This is the perfect gift for your retired grandpa or retiring father. It would make them look handsome and enjoy their retirement days. Careful, dry it with low heat. It fits men, women and young people. Also it is affordable and comes with a nice price as well.

3. Glittery “Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension” Banner

Glittery “Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension” Banner

3. You want to throw a party but you don’t have a banner? You are not a great party thrower without this Glittery “Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension” Banner. Its unique font design and gold glittery color makes a retirement party pop. It is very easy to assemble. You can put it anywhere; as an excellent backdrop or photo prop to decorate the home, office, the lawn, even the dessert table, tree and anywhere you like. This glitter banner will bring a cheerful atmosphere to the events that gather your whole family.

4. Silly Everyday is Saturday Hat

Silly Everyday is Saturday Hat

4. Since retirement is a memorable event and kind of a big deal, a perfect gift makes a perfect party therefore Silly Everyday is Saturday Hat is the perfect gift for a retired fireman. A hundred percent cotton hat helps you get through retirement party and retirement sunny days.

5. A Dainty Keychain

 A Dainty Keychain

5. Retired firefighters have a lot of keys to hold together. Car keys, home keys, garage keys, keys here and keys there so one of the best and useful gifts would be A Dainty Keychain. The stainless steel material makes it hypoallergenic. It doesn’t rust, change color or tarnish. It arrives in a velvet package, ready for giving so you don’t have to spend time wrapping. It is a perfect gift for dads, in-laws, local firemen or fire chiefs. They are our heroes and we should show appreciation to them.

6. I Don’t Give a Damn O’Clock Mug

I Don’t Give a Damn O’Clock Mug

6. From Sunday to Sunday every early morning one needs a coffee mug to enjoy every sip of it. By the name I Don’t Give a Damn O’Clock Mug you clearly don’t want to get between a retired fireman and his coffee in his funny mug. Say hi and move along. Or if his mug is too boring to be enjoyable then get him this. It will make him a happy kid once again and forget about retirement as long as he enjoys his coffee in his lovely coffee mug. The imprinted design will appear on both sides. It is dishwasher and microwave safe. Thanks to its 11 ounce size, one can also enjoy tea.

7. I’m Retired Middle Finger Pint Glass

 I’m Retired Middle Finger Pint Glass

7. I’m Retired Middle Finger Pint Glass makes a perfect party favor whether you are celebrating your own birthday and retirement or your friends or coworkers retire soon. This beer glass will add a fun flair to the party. The design won’t wear off or out even with the repeated use. Cheers to retired firemen. We thank you for your service.

8. A Toy Firetruck

A Toy Firetruck

8. A Toy Firetruck makes everyone happy. You give it to your friend or coworker that is retiring and he will play with it along with his nephews and bond forever. Even though that is made for children doesn’t mean that adults can’t enjoy some fun times indoors and outdoors playing. It is made with earth friendly materials and it meets the FDA food standards. You can easily put it in the dishwasher or just wash it gently with running water. Let’s arrange a playdate, shall we?

9. I Don’t Want To Wine Tumblers

9.    Whenever you ask a retired man or woman to do something they will tell you that they retired and don’t have to do anything anymore and nobody can make them as this I Don’t Want To Wine Tumbler. It is available in three different colors and it makes a perfect gift for your best friend, yourself, mother, mother in law, boss and not only. It can also serve as a retirement party decoration and give it a more exotic feeling.

What other ways can you make a retired fireman laugh?

There are a lot of funny gifts but we tried to emphasize the best ones. When a person is retiring he or she is not saying goodbye only to the workplace or colleagues but to a piece of heart that always stays within the love for the profession. 

To recap, here’s our go-to list of the funny firefighter retirement gifts:

  1. Official Retirement Papers
  2. Save Yourself T Shirt
  3. Glittery “Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension” Banner
  4. Silly Everyday is Saturday Hat
  5. A Dainty Keychain
  6. I Don’t Give a Damn O’Clock Mug
  7. I’m Retired Middle Finger Pint Glass
  8. A Toy Firetruck
  9. I Don’t Want To Wine Tumblers